i think im dead
It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.
self conscious brains aww
brains that don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible
because if they’re visible something is deeply wrong
you might say it’s braingerous
a brain made the decision to make that joke
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Nailed it.
im crying because did disney miss the part where she DIDNT WANT TO DRESS UP FOR THE CEREMONY IN THE MOVIE? NO? OK WERE GONNA IGNORE THAT.
“im an american and IM WATCHING EUROVISION”
we’ve done it.
we have found the one.
the rebel.
the person who dare do the thing no other american had the nerve to do.
all other americans who attempt to watch eurovision have witnessed their comptuers explode right before their eyes.
this is clearly the chosen one.
this is it.
This Friday, the long-awaited episode “A bientôt! Until We Meet Again!” will air, bringing with it large storms of tears. Expect these storms to overflow Hetalia blogs, causing the floodgates to burst with everyone’s tears. The flooding will likely last two to three days. Be sure to locate your rain boots, flotation devices, and if necessary, a moirail from the Homestuck fandom.
am I the only person who doesn’t wash their hair every day
cause
when I tell people I don’t wash my hair every day they look at me like I’m some disgusting hobo
Fun Fact:
Washing your hair everyday can lead to early hair loss. You hair needs to distribute it’s natural oils to remain healthy.


